♪
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ WANDER YONDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ YONDER WANDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
( evil laugh )
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ WONDER YONDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
( humming )
( rumbling )
( high-pitched squeal )
OKAY.
( humming backwards )
HUNGRY, LITTLE FELLER?
( rumble )
( sighs )
GOTTA BE SOMETHING.
( gasps ) THERE!
SYLVIA, SIX FINGERS!
LITTLE SHOWY, DON'T YOU THINK?
NOTHING WRONG WITH LOOKING GOOD
WHILE DOING GOOD.
HEY!
YOU STOLE MY CARROT!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
OH, THAT WAS YOURS?
YEAH, I PUT IT ON A STICK HERE
TO MAKE MY HUFFLERUMPLES GO.
NOW, THEY WON'T GO.
OOPS.
HUH, WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
'CAUSE USUALLY WHEN YOU START DOWN THE RIGHT PATH,
YOU END UP IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
EH, NOT ALWAYS I GUESS.
NOPE. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT.
THIS IS JUST A MINOR SETBACK, MY SNAZZILY DRESSED FRIEND.
WE WILL SIMPLY MOSEY ON OVER TO THE LOCAL STORE AND BUY YOU A NEW CARROT!
( Hufflerumples exclaim )
YOU CAN BUY CARROTS IN A STORE?
WHAT ARE WE LUGGING AROUND THIS GUY FOR?
( indistinct clamoring )
OH, GREAT! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO MY WEDDING NOW?
WEDDING? OH...
NO!
I WILL NOT LET OUR DO-GOODING UNDO YOU, DUDE.
WE'LL NOT ONLY GET YOU TO YOUR WEDDING ON TIME,
BUT I WILL PROVIDE THE APPROPRIATE
RACING THE CLOCK ACTION MUSIC!
( playing quick-paced melody )
WHOA! THAT WAS FAST!
I WOULD HAVE MISSED THE WEDDING ENTIRELY,
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU TWO. THANKS!
JUST DOING THE GOOD THAT DO-GOODERS DO.
SEE THAT, SYLVIA?
RIGHT PATH, RIGHT PLACE.
STOP THE WEDDING!
( everyone gasping )
I LOVE YOU, MARSHA!
I LOVE YOU, TOO, FLEEBLEBORT.
WEDDING CANCELED!
( crowd murmuring )
UNBELIEVABLE.
THAT'S TWO GOOD DEEDS GONE BAD.
I HATE TO SAY IT, BUDDY, BUT WE'RE HAVING AN OFF DAY.
NO!
GOOD NEVER HAS AN OFF DAY!
WE CAN STILL RIGHT THIS WRONG.
( inhales ) SIR, I AM SO SORRY
WE CAUSED YOUR TRUE LOVE TO LEAVE.
OH, SHE WASN'T MY TRUE LOVE.
REALLY?
NO, I WAS JUST MARRYING HER
TO STOP THE FEUD BETWEEN OUR FAMILIES.
WHICH I GUESS NOW...
IS BACK ON!
( indistinct shouting )
UNBELIEVABLE.
( both scream )
OKAY, I ADMIT, TODAY IS A TEENSY BIT OF A CHALLENGE,
BUT I BELIEVE WE CAN END UP RIGHT!
RIGHT?
LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
( all shouting )
HEAR YE, HEAR YE, ORDER IN THE COURT,
AS JUDGE, JURY, AND PROSECUTIONOR,
I DEMAND JUSTICE.
PLAINTIFF, HOW DO YOU PLEA?
NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR.
SOLICITOR GENERAL?
ALSO, NOT GUILTY.
OVERRULED! OBJECTION!
I SAID IT FIRST. I SAID IT SECOND.
( indistinct arguing )
PROCEDURAL... OVERRULED!
OBJECTION! CONTEMPT OF COURT!
IN ABSENTIA...
I'M WARNING YOU. I'M WARNING YOU!
OBJECTION! OVERRULED!
PLEASE! WE'LL STOP FIGHTIN',
IF YOU STOP FIGHTIN'!
YES, ANYTHING, PLEASE!
ALL RIGHT, THEN. I HEREBY DECLARE THIS FEUD OVER!
A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, FINE SIR.
DITTO.
OH, THAT MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER,
BUT YOU DID IT, BUDDY!
GOOD DEED. DONE AND DONE!
( all cheering )
UH, DON'T TELL ME.
AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
( cheering )
HMM?
( screaming ) BLEH!
( growling )
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
( all squeal, sigh )
( squeal, sigh )
( snarling )
( all screaming )
( sighs )
( out of breath ) FOLKS...
WE ARE SO SORRY...
FOR DESTROYING YOUR...
CITY. ( squeals )
SORRY? THIS PLACE IS WAY BETTER THAN WHERE WE USED TO LIVE.
( all exclaiming )
( snorting, squealing )
YEAH, BUDDY! BAM! YOU DID IT.
WE ENDED UP IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
EVEN THAT GRACKNORE'S HAPPIER THAN HE WAS ALL FROZEN.
( screaming purr )
I DON'T KNOW, SYL.
I STILL HAVE A SNEAKY FEELING DEEP DOWN IN MY BELLY
THAT SOMETHING BAD'S STILL GONNA HAPPEN.
ALL I SEE IS HOG HEAVEN!
WAIT! THE SKIES HAVE SHIFTED!
THE STARS DO NOT SAY YOU WILL BE A STRONG AND POWERFUL LEADER.
NOW, THE STARS SAY YOU ARE IMMATURE, AWKWARD,
AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE.
( shouting ) I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE!
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, SUN!
UH... ANYTHING ABOUT A GIRLFRIEND, LIKE, MAKING OUT,
OR EVEN JUST HOLDING HANDS OR...
( roaring )
PEEPERS, OBLITERATE THAT SUN!
SIR, YES, SIR! RIGHT AWAY, SIR!
SIR, I THINK ANY GIRL WOULD BE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE--
FIRE!
I DON'T KNOW HOW,
BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT IS OUR FAULT.
SO WHAT? WE'VE RIGHTED THESE WRONGS ALL DAY.
SO WHAT'S STOPPING US NOW?
SYLVIA, I'VE BEEN THINKING...
MAYBE, UM... WE SHOULDN'T STOP IT.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FLIP-PICKIN' LUPSORK?
BUT IF SOMETHING WORSE HAPPENS?
I ALWAYS BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU START ON THE RIGHT PATH,
YOU ALWAYS END UP IN THE RIGHT PLACE,
BUT...
EVERY TIME WE TRY TO DO GOOD
IT JUST TURNS INTO SOMETHING WORSE,
AND WORSE, AND WORSE.
IF WE STOP THAT MISSILE IT COULD CAUSE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TO...
( garbled )
WANDER, WITH THE DAY WE'VE BEEN HAVING,
THAT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.
BUT I'M ALSO SAYING THAT IF DOING A GOOD DEED
LEADS TO THE UNIVERSE GETTING DESTROYED...
PARTNER, THAT'S NOT A UNIVERSE I WANT TO LIVE IN ANYWAY.
YA YA YA!
SYLVIA, SIX FINGERS!
( holds breath )
SEE, WANDER? START DOWN THE RIGHT PATH,
YOU END UP IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN BREATHE NOW.
( exhales )
( cheering )
( groans ) WHAT IS TAKING THAT STUPID MISSILE SO LONG?
SIR! SIR!
SIR!
( both screaming )
( moans ) A LITTLE HELP.
Wander and Sylvia: NOPE.
( Peepers crying )
( sighs ) GOOD ONE, SIR.
YOU ARE TOO FUNNY.
THIS IS NO JOKE, COMMANDER PEEPERS!
WANDER IS A SLY, CUNNING, AND CRAFTY GENIUS
AND HE'S THE ONLY THREAT TO MY POWER!
AT LAST, THE POWER CRYSTAL SHALL BE MI--
HEY, NEAT!
( glass breaking ) Wander: WHOOPS. BUTTER FINGERS.
AT LAST, THE LOST RING OF POWER--
NEAT!
( clinking, breaking )
I HAVE THE POWER--
Wander: AH! HOT STUFF!
( screaming )
AND IF YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE HIM,
THEN YOU ARE A FOOL!
NOW, I'M GOING TO MY TORTURE ROOM,
AND I WANT YOU TO BRING ME WANDER IMMEDIATELY.
OR ELSE...
( screaming )
OW OW OW!
GOT IT, PAL?
PSYCH! WE'RE NOT PALS. HATER OUT!
SERIOUSLY THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY. HE'S A TRICKY ONE.
HATER OUT!
( chirping )
( snoring, muttering ) OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
AMAZING.
Peepers: PSST!
( engine idling ) HI.
♪ COMMANDER PEEPERS
OH, THAT WAS SO HARD!
"BUT SERIOUSLY, THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY."
"HE'S A TRICKY ONE."
( scoffs ) YEAH RIGHT, LORD HATER.
( line ringing ) AH, IF YOU ASK ME, I SHOULD BE THE ONE IN CHARGE.
♪ WHO IN THE UNIVERSE IS THE ULTIMATE EVILDOER ♪
♪ HATER ( phone ringing )
HATER'S AWESOME TORTURE ROOM.
OH, HEY, LORD HATER, SIR.
JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW...
( singsongy ) I GOT WANDER.
UH-HUH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
EASY AS PIE.
YEAH. I'M LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT--
NOW.
WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!
Hater: PEEPERS!
( chuckling ) PROBLEM...
NO! THERE'S NO PROBLEM, SIR.
YES, I'LL BRING HIM TO YOU RIGHT AWAY.
NO PROBLEMO.
( screaming )
OKAY, MINOR SETBACK.
CAUGHT HIM ONCE, I'LL CATCH HIM AGAIN.
EASY AS PIE, PEEPERS. EASY AS PIE.
( evil laugh ) ♪ COMMANDER PEEPERS
WHOO!
WHOA!
( indistinct yelling )
WHOA...
THIS PLACE IS AMAZING!
WHOA! THAT'S INCREDIBLE!
WHAT'S THIS MACHINE DO?
ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?
NEAT!
HOW COOL IS THAT?
HOWDY, FRIEND. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING ME ON YOUR SHIP.
THIS PLACE IS AMAZING! NOW, I SURE WOULD LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT,
BUT THERE'S STILL SO MUCH OF THIS PLACE I HAVEN'T SEEN.
SO, CATCH YOU LATER!
NO. IT IS I WHO SHALL CATCH YOU.
( panting ) NO NO NO!
HE IS NOT ONE STEP AHEAD--
WHOA-HA!
THIS IS AWESOME!
WHOA! I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP!
( siren )
HELLO, OFFICER.
LET ME EXPLAIN, IT WASN'T ME WHO WAS--
( growling )
( gasps )
( various shrieks, screams, growls )
( gasps ) WELL, THAT'S ONE STAR OFF
MY FIVE-STAR REVIEW.
THESE GUEST ACCOMMODATIONS ARE LOUSY.
( humming )
HA! GOTCHA!
( all growling )
( indistinct shouting )
( roaring )
WHAT THE?
NOPE. SCRATCH THAT, REVERSE IT.
FIVE-STAR REVIEW, BEST SHIP EVER!
( squeaks )
BOINK.
PHEW.
EEP!
( barking, screaming, growling )
( panting )
( Wander laughing )
AHA!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
♪ DO YOU KNOW THE BUTTON SONG THE BUTTON SONG ♪
♪ THE BUTTON SONG WHEN YOU PLAY THE BUTTON SONG ♪
♪ YOU FIND OUT WHAT GOES WRONG ♪
STOP!
( gasping )
( phone ringing )
Hater: PEEPERS! WHY HAVEN'T YOU BROUGHT ME WANDER?
( strained ) I-I CAN'T.
UNACCEPTABLE. GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY YOU CAN'T.
I...
PHEW.
( growling )
( screaming ) Hater: WHAT'S THAT SCREAMING?
YOU BETTER NOT BE TORTURING HIM WITHOUT ME!
( indistinct chatter, Wander humming )
( squeaks ) SHUT UP!
THERE'S A FOOD COURT?!
( soft music plays )
I TELL YOU, FELLAS,
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELVES ONE FANCY-SHMANCY SHIP HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING?! GRAB HIM!
FOOD FIGHT!
( all clamoring )
AAH! HOT SAUCE!
OW! LEMON!
AAH! PEPPER!
( muffled screams )
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
REMEMBER, HE IS NOT SLY,
HE IS NOT CUNNING,
AND HE'S NOT A GENIUS!
( music plays )
AH! LORD HATER'S BEDROOM!
( heavy metal music plays )
( mellow synth music plays )
ENOUGH! YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!
NO, NOT THE SHIP'S REMOTE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON!
I TOLD LORD HATER THAT WAS A BAD IDEA.
DUH.
♪ COMMANDER PEEPERS
HA! I HAVE YOU NOW,
YOU HYPERACTIVE WANDERING WEIRDO!
NOW, JUST STAY STILL.
( gasps )
I DID IT!
I CAPTURED HIM! AGAIN!
EASY AS--OW!
GEEZ, FOR A GUY WITH AN EYEBALL FOR A HEAD,
HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT COMING?
( alarm sounding )
Automated voice: BEGINNING SELF-DESTRUCT
SEQUENCE IN 30, 29, 28...
UH-OH.
Wander: SYLVIA!
SYLVIA, I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
LISTEN, THIS SHIP IS AMAZING!
Sylvia: NOT FOR LONG.
Wander: SEE YA, MR. PEEPERS. THANKS FOR THE TOUR!
OH, NO! NOT THE SELF-DESTRUCT!
WHAT'LL I DO? WHAT'LL I DO?
THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE DEACTIVATION CODE IS...
LORD HATER! HEY, BUDDY.
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. Automated voice: 15...
I TOTALLY HAD HIM. I DID.
14... BUT HIS SIDEKICK SUCKER-PUNCHED ME...
( rumbling ) AND I DIDN'T GET A LOT OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
13... AND IT'S A MONDAY, SIR!
YOU KNOW HOW MONDAYS ARE.
SIR, PLEASE... I-I-I...
I WAS WRONG AND YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY?!
HE IS A CUNNING, SLY, AND CRAFTY GENIUS.
PLEASE, SIR. PLEASE JUST SAY THE PASSWORD.
I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
5, 4, 3, 2...
LORD HATER...
NUMBER ONE...
SUPERSTAR.
SELF-DESTRUCT DEACTIVATED.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
OH, MAN IT FEELS GREAT TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.
I FEEL A LOT BETTER, DON'T YOU, SIR?
NOT YET!
( Peepers screaming )
♪
♪ I'M LORD HATER GOT A SKELETON FACE ♪
♪ BUT MY SHIP SURE IS AN AWESOME PLACE ♪
♪ AAH LASERS ♪
♪ SPACE DRAGONS
♪ EXPLOSIONS
♪ FOOD COURT
♪ RAWR
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. NOW, I'M MAD!
YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!
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